“A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on – the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains:
“Well, doc, it’s like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She – tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing.
She – even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing.
We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.
” The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?” the old man replied, “yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn’t get the DARN jar open!”