American actor and TV host Nick Cannon has taken an unconventional step by insuring his testicles for $10 million after fathering 12 children with six different women.
The decision came about through a partnership with the men’s care brand Dr. Squatch. Utilizing their ‘Ball Valuation Tool,’ Dr. Squatch assessed Cannon’s testicles based on factors such as size, favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers. Following this evaluation, Cannon secured the $10 million insurance policy and earned the title of “Most Valuable Balls.”
Despite the insurance policy, the 42-year-old hinted that he might still expand his family. In a statement, Cannon addressed critics, saying, “Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.”
Cannon expressed his gratitude to Dr. Squatch, adding, “Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling! Don’t go another day without protecting and caring for your most valuable assets with Ball-to-Ball Coverage through Dr. Squatch’s new Ball Care products.”
